10. Hunt Sea Donkeys with latex bait. 9. Clean the house in your chonies (not that I have. I'm just saying).
8. Cry tears of inferiority that you are not, and never will be, as awesome as this music.
7. Practice pole dancing (not that I have. I'm just saying).
6. Shuck corn.
5. Stand your dog up on his hind legs and make him dance with you (not that I have. I'm just saying).
4. Impress your friends by remarking on the wonders of "glitch-hop" and IDM and reference this wizardry as a fine example.
3. Hop in your sweet Prius and hit the open road with the windows down, pretending you're in a futuristic Asian-inspired music video (not that I have. I'm just saying).
2. Rock out with your cock out.
1. Jam out with your clam out (I have. I'm just saying).
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